irishcowgirl:

Best tweet ever

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[On dating] I don’t think that’s a con. You’re putting your best part forward, not a false foot forward. I think there are some guys that bullshit their way into a vagina. But that’s not my style. I’m pretty straightforward.

guy-with-the-hat:

I think I’ll do a Panel a day so I don’t get burnt out on drawing.

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guy-with-the-hat:

yep. yeah. mmhmmm. yep.

definitely going to hell.

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ninjasexpartylyricalgifs:

Audience: Tis I!

Never fear Simon Belmont is here

SHIT!

To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear

I will end your cruel necromancing

Um… I… I believe we’re just dancing D’OH GOD

To hell demon beast, from whence you came

This is Castlevania, this isn’t a game

Now run away, free this land of its chains… all together

As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!

Make sure you follow me for more Ninja Sex Party Lyrical GIFs.

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

Are you gay bi of straight?
Anonymous

contraception:

yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.