amy-banner:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

(Source: ohgallifrey)

avatarofalchemy:

sensual-musings:

princedoki:

I FUCKING KNEW I FUCKING KNEW IT

THE FUCKING WOMAN 

YOSHINO TAKAMORI WHO FUCKING PLAYS CARLA JEAGER ALSO KNOWN AS EREN’S MOTHER

PLAYS TRISHA ELRIC IN FUCKING FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 

I AM SO DONE RIGHT NOW

It’s funny because both their sons lost an arm and a leg

Reblogging ‘cause this extraordinary commentary^

cass-ti-el:

cumbersaber:

deansass:

If this isnt the cutest ask I ever received I dont know what is!!!!!

thank god this is rebloggable

To anyone who ever says Jensen is homophobic

bonnibelbubblegum:

SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING

combinationlove:

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

You are my idle

adder24:

Love the Gamble!

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(Source: yomawaro)

kitsunecoffee:

jordannwitt:

xfreischutz:

I bring dishonour upon my family

it was actually kind of fun though

I’m not sorry for reblogging this.

why would you be sorry this is glorious

love-is-a-science:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

rybackrulez:

HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE 

SEA COW

why is sea cow weird

its a manatee you uneducated fuck

holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow

that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened 

thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.

i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends

This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.

(Source: stonecoldshawnmichaels)

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

the-dream-of-a-ridiculous-girl:

stravaganza:

cumberbuddy:

aristophrenic:

#whoa whoa whoa EXCUSE ME

wait

what

Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy what a gifset. 

He’s putting him to sleep…

Oooooooooh fuck, this hurts

All the feels for John :,’-(

COLLECT ALL THE AWARDS AND JUST THROW THEM AT MARTIN.

(Source: xsherlocked)

2112-hobbits-in-asgard:

brokenheirloom:

slashdragonness:

Reaction to angry Gandalf

I just love how Bilbo’s all “Woah!” and Thorin’s “Huh, look at that. That’s different.”

Edit: Why has this gotten so many notes?! JFC!

It’s gotten so many notes ‘cause it’s funny as hell and ridiculously accurate. Bilbo, being Bilbo, would be all “holy crapballs what are you doing Gandalf adighaoghahkhdg” and Thorin is all “so not impressed with your wizardy bullshit, Gandalf. Sit the fuck down so I can eat my soup.”

Majestic Thorin is too majestic to be impressed. XD

That, and he’s seen and experienced a lot of shit in his life. By this point, I imagine that little can surprise or frighten him anymore…

rainingpocky:

nocommericalvalue:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

Fuck yeah

And then there’s the manatee

This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowgirl in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex, the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villiains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop! These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.

(Source: animation-gifs)

ghostly-hour:

breelandwalker:

 

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

MY FAVORITE